This is an an exciting time to be alive!
We’re the pants-less pirates of the butt-brigade and we’re here for the booty!
And your mustache is slimy too!
This website exists primarily as a vehicle for the short stories which are collectively known as the Zooko’an Mythos. All other materials, arts, blogs and etc are merely to be considered tangential to those very mythologies of Zookoa and Zookoa Isle
So I just want to share a few short videos with you today. So I saw this first video a while back, a year or two ago and it stayed in my mind as the coincidences are pretty strong. Back to the Future just has some serious 9/11 connections. Well, a lot of pop culture...read more
Have you ever had Sleep Paralysis? When you wake up from sleep, or you're just about to fall asleep and then all of a sudden your mind is wide awake but you can't move your body at all. The Pineal Gland, DMT, Sleep Paralysis, NDE, shamanism, fearies and alien...read more
Gonzo. Iconoclast. Weirdo. Possibly from another planet. I know the feeling, buddy. So it turns out that Gonzo and Thoth are the same dude Let us note that both entities have a passing association with outer space. Thoth was, for a time, associated with the...read more
I just tried a couple of search engines using the term "Gas-lighting" + "multiverse"--and was somewhat surprised that no websites with relevant content showed up-- at least not on the first couple of pages anyway. Has no-one else made this very obvious connection?...read more
Big scary, intergalactic, inter-dimensional entities. Sleazy, insectoid, sci-fi boogaboos. Toxic, carcinogenic...they them bad spirits what feast on all the ill stuff, the sickness, the utter depravity. Mass executions, genocide, molestation--all forms of violation,...read more